what if taylor swift named all of her songs like sufjan stevens
We Are Never Ever Getting Back Together, Or A Carefully Compiled List of Ways In Which You Have Wronged Me, Or Song of My People: My People Are Angry
A Moment to Regret the Short Relationship That Recently Concluded due to Its One-Sided Nature, And for My Failure To Recognize Your Potential Negative Impact on My Well-Being Upon Your Arrival
They Are Ex-Boyfriends!! They Are Former Lovers!! They Have Come Back From The Past!! Ahhhh!