shit-and-failure:

I’ll never be interesting enough to actually have a conversation anyways. I’m just a nervous wreck who jumps to the worst, most drastic conclusions constantly. I know this and yet I can’t seem to stop, so I guess it’s my fault. 

I’m also more unattractive in person than I am on the internet. 

Boy, the cards sure are stacked in my favor!

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