If Tom Cruise were asleep, he’d be Tom Snooze.

ithappensalot:

k-sarahsarah:

awesomejamie:

kaso:

If Tom Cruise was injured, he’d be Tom Bruise.

if Tom Cruise was a painter he’d be Tom Hues

If Tom Cruise had a twin they’d be Tom Two’s.

If Tom Cruise ran a monopoly over convincing people that quality shoes were being sent to Africa with each first-world purchase, he’d be Toms Shoes.

^OH SHIT

#not even gonna lie though, i own some Toms. IT WAS BEFORE I FOUND OUT THEY SUCKED, OKAY?  #go ahead, judge me. I'd judge me.  
3 November 2011 ♥ 1,567 notes    
reblogged from theholeintheozone    source: forthehive
  1. organicthugsandlove reblogged this from j-ordandanielle
  2. kaso reblogged this from forthehive and added:
    if tom cruise were a loli, he’s be pomf cruise
  3. forthehive reblogged this from forthehive and added:
    Almost 1700 notes on this, lol.
  4. thea-dore reblogged this from gabisaurus and added:
    If Tom Cruise was sad, he’d be Tom Blues.
  5. aeroswoosh reblogged this from gabisaurus
  6. gabisaurus reblogged this from iaznalvin
  7. nessaxd reblogged this from iaznalvin and added:
    If Tom Cruise was hiding from Hitler, he’d be Tom Jews
  8. iaznalvin reblogged this from rupertgrintswigglyhips
  9. the-mrs-darcy reblogged this from dearsheroozle and added:
    If Tom Cruise was sitting in church, he’d be Tom Pews.
  10. astheysayinwonderland reblogged this from dearsheroozle
  11. dearsheroozle reblogged this from silentlyshrieking and added:
    If Tom Cruise were a blue dog, he’d be Tom Clues.
  12. silentlyshrieking reblogged this from frankifyed
  13. your-nibs reblogged this from your-nibs and added:
    just felt like bringing this back
  14. nabulos reblogged this from themanliestmoustache and added:
    horrible mess in
  15. mrsmccracken reblogged this from rupertgrintswigglyhips
  16. rupertgrintswigglyhips reblogged this from jesuisuneframboise and added:
    If Tom Cruise was an alcoholic, he’s be called Tom Booze.
  17. fuckthelimits reblogged this from jesuisuneframboise
  18. jesuisuneframboise reblogged this from fallingcanbedeadly
  19. fairylocks reblogged this from sofuckingbeautifulbaby and added:
    If Tom Cruise were asleep, he’d be Tom Snooze.
  20. caughtunawares reblogged this from idowhatiwantthor and added:
    If Tom Cruise were a director he’d be Tom Cues
  21. gabbi-eats-poo reblogged this from icoulduseinsouciantmaybe
  22. col0rfuldisaster reblogged this from filmsinthedarkofdawn
  23. filmsinthedarkofdawn reblogged this from assclassandsass and added:
    put his car on cruise control,
  24. aviati0n reblogged this from assclassandsass
  25. assclassandsass reblogged this from admiralusa and added:
    If Tom Cruise owed lots of money, he’d be Tom Dues.
  26. admiralusa reblogged this from icoulduseinsouciantmaybe and added:
    If Tom Cruise were a lawyer, he’d be Tom Sues.
  27. idowhatiwantthor reblogged this from jeormormont and added:
    If Tom Cruise inspired me he’d be Tom Muse
  28. jeormormont reblogged this from icoulduseinsouciantmaybe and added:
    If Tom Cruise pulled a fast one on me, he’d be Tom Ruse.
  29. icoulduseinsouciantmaybe reblogged this from anattractivecryingman
  30. dontdielike-idid reblogged this from inothernews
theme by simplynorule