people who use the “they” pronoun should not have to fucking explain the grammar. “use it or burn” is the only explanation assholes should get.
August 2012
Ugh I have so many feelings about the Baratheon brothers
are you trying to tell me gucci mane isnt the creator of gucci
poc humblebrag
“oh, i wouldn’t know, i’ve never had a sunburn”
forever laughing at sunburns because they are funny
July 2012
- Me after every conversation: why the fuck did I say that
For the past two months, I’ve only had to interact with people I’m really close to and comfortable with, so I forgot how awful it is to be around anyone else.
I was kind excited for college, but now I realize I’m just a child, and not a very competent one at that. I am going to drown.
I scrolled down my dashboard and saw a text post and was really happy that someone felt the same way I did
nope it was me
I changed my icon literally 20 seconds before that what the fuck
or sometimes I’ll just do whatever, since I figure why would anyone notice anyway?, and then somebody will be like “why do you drink from one side of your mouth, yes people notice and it’s fucking weird quit it/stop chewing your lip so much, it’s gross/hey why do you do that other thing that you didn’t think people would notice cut it out” and then I remember why I never want to interact with people/come out of my room/wake up ever
when I don’t say anything, I worry that people think I’m a brainless mouthbreathing nothing, but when I do talk, I worry that people think I’m annoying or stupid etc
I’m not sure which is worse
is it just me or does every white author ever describing a person of color use food metaphors:
“creamy chocolate skin”
“smooth caramel complexion”
“her legs were the color of cinnamon”
like wtf you’re trying so hard to not be racist that you sound like a fucking cannibal
My mom’s bff has the greatest accent. She grew up in South Africa, moved to Australia as a teenager, and went to college in Atlanta, and moved back to Australia. I can never understand what the fuck she’s saying, but it’s the greatest.
I’m so happy high school is over. Basically, I never have to see those people ever again if I don’t want to.