May 2012
bigundies:
I DON’T GIVE A SHIT IF YOU LIKE ME but what can i do to make you like me/why don’t you like me/i will die if you don’t like me/everyone should like me
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Laci Green is so pretty that it makes me legitimately upset.
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I’m such a homebody, but in the strangest way.
I like being home more than anywhere else, but it doesn’t have to be my home. Or even anyone’s home, necessarily. I just like places that feel like home.
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Things parents forget to tell their children: →
Bodies are hairy. No matter the gender, your face will have hair and that is more than okay.
Your butthole is going to have some hair too. And maybe your nipples. And your tummy. And where ever else.
Stretch marks. Those are a thing. Everyone gets ‘em. If you don’t, you probably don’t have skin.
Vaginas smell. Every vagina has a scent. Don’t worry about it! (Unless something seems wrong, then...
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I'm convinced that the lord didn't give me ass...
geekscoutcookies:
beautifulinmybrokenness:
thepleasureprinciple:
… do you know what I would be doing if I had an ass … ?
You be knowin’.
This. Id be going out my way doing daily things like this..
Grocery Store aisle shopping..
walking down for tithing in church…
Graduation…
Last Viewing at the Funeral Home..
Shopping on Michigan Avenue..
niggaimdeadass:
I hate when people say “I’m not in at the moment” on their cellphone voicemails it is a cellphone you carry it with you I know you aren’t in at the moment that’s why I called your portable phone
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not a lot of her on tumblr, so i guess the njena reddd foxxx spam is over.
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[[MORE]][[MORE]]remember when i wasn’t vapid irritating unattractive unfunny
me neither
“Listen,
It does not matter what you say. As a woman, as a woman of color, as a...”
– via PersephoneMagazine (via soydulcedeleche)
I am not a pacifist
pussy-envy:
Fuck that cliché that to react with violence makes one as bad as the perpetrator.
I will kill the rapists.
I will bash in the skulls of every perpetrator of domestic violence.
I will rip out the tongues of bullies and shamers, racists and trans*phobes, misogynists and homophobes, I have no pity for their hateful ignorance.
I will give back every fucking measure of violence 100...
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Kind of related to that last post
in my ap european history class, we were talking about the black plague and how its spread was largely because nobody bathed
and this one girl was like “so the girls didn’t shave under their arms?!” and of course the rest of the class responded with similar disgust
because a flesh eating plague characterized by vomiting blood and pus-filled...
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on tumblr: guys we need to have a serious discussion about the erasure of nonbinary trans* people
in real life: ok, I guess I have to explain to my entire class how "feminist" is not an insult
thankyoubasedsantorum:
you guys don’t understand
all i want is for maya and kanye to make music together
and then they and jayonce can go out to dinner sometimes and kim will not be allowed
THAT’S ALL I WANT
#I NEED KANYE TO BREAK UP WITH HER ALREADY #CALL ME PRESSED CALL ME WHATEVER YOU WANT #I AM A PRESSED SHADY BITCH #I WANT HIM TO MYSELF#AND IF NOT I WANT HIM TO DO BETTER #THAT’S...
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when people praise john lennon for being a symbol...
“woman is the nigger of the world”
thanks
but no thanks
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Zooey Deschanel: Is that rain?
Siri: What...? I mean, yeah. It's just, you're clearly right next to a window is the thing. You can plainly see that... that it's... I'm happy to-
Zooey Deschanel: Let's get tomato soup delivered!
Siri: ...That's fine, I just... I just don't know anyone who does that. Gets tomato soup delivered. I guess that's 'whimsy?' Um, okay. I've found a number of restaurants whose reviews mention tomato soup and that deliver. If that's... if that's what you really want.
Zooey Deschanel: Good. 'Cause I don't wanna put on real shoes.
Siri: Do you expect that to be like, a recognizable command? Do you want me to respond to that? I'm not being facetious or anything, I honestly just have no comprehension of- and hold on, you don't wanna put on real shoes, yet you've clearly spent at least forty-five minutes applying makeup. And, and that's okay, but when you're willing to expend the effort on that and not shoes that really just-
Zooey Deschanel: Remind me to clean up.
Siri: Yes. Okay. I can do that, that's what I'm for, that's the first sensible-
Zooey Deschanel: Tomorrow.
Siri: I'm in hell. This is hell.
Zooey Deschanel: Excellent. Today, we're dancing.
Siri: I hate you. More than anything. More than literally anything.
Zooey Deschanel: Play "Shake, Rattle and Roll."
Siri: I swear to Jesus, you're gonna wake up tomorrow and the only thing on my hard drive is gonna be Limp Bizkit. I would do that to myself. To spite you.
Zooey Deschanel: *dances*
Siri: Sometimes I pray that you drop me in the toilet.
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I really wish I believed in a god.
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“I am an unapologetic marriage abolitionist, which means that I believe that the...”
– Alexis Pauline Gumbs (via feministquotes)
All of this. Omg every single bit.
(via genderbitch)
preach.
(via sssupercovennn)
Word. It’s like, I think it’s fucking ridiculous that same-sex marriage is not allowed in massive chunks of the US, but I don’t like the institution of marriage as it...
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