January 2012
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wholelottadicks:
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear
fuzzy wuzzy had no hair
fuzzy wuzzy can still identify as a fuzzy bear, back the fuck off
My girlfriend is playing Skyrim for the first time. Lord have mercy.
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folkthepainaway:
wonderbecky:
I feel like maybe 60% of the time I spend masturbating with porn consists of me stopping what I’m doing to stare dumbfounded at my computer screen.
what are you…. what are you doing
why are you……..what did you just say?????
is he going t…. yep he just put that there
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biggirlundies:
sometimes i make all these grand plans for my life like “i’ll get my MASTERS and become a SEXUAL HEALTH EDUCATOR and move to NEW ORLEANS and live in A FABULOUS APARTMENT with my FABULOUS PARTNER and my FABULOUS CHILD WHO WEARS SUSPENDERS AND SAYS A LOT OF PRECOCIOUS SHIT and i will be HAPPY and i will take THIRTY MILE BIKE RIDES and i will GO TO YOGA CLASSES and all my friends...
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“Slut” is how we vilify a woman for exercising her right to say “yes”....”
– angels-and-angles
this is an amazing quote
(via livelaughawesome)
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I really wish we could see all the tags when using the Tumblr app.
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"I'm _____ and I wasn't offended by what happened"
noitemsfoxonlyfinaldestination:
todiedreaming:
Oh, sweet, sweet Lord. Thank you so much.
Chill out everyone; the Ambassador of “how this entire marginalized group feels” is here.
god this a million times
“I’M GAY AND I’M NOT OFFENDED BY FAGGOT”
ok cool good for you
there are dozens of other people who are
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I JUST WATCHED NICKI MINAJ'S "STUPID HOE"
I AM HURT. I AM ASHAMED. I AM SO SADDENED BY THIS FAILURE OF HERS.
WHY. WHY? WHY DID THIS HAPPEN. WHO LET THIS HAPPEN. HOW COULD THIS COME TO PASS.
I AM UNABLE TO PROCESS THESE SAD, SAD FEELINGS I AM EXPERIENCING. THE SHAME. THE DISAPPOINTMENT. THE RAGE. I CAN’T EVEN DEFEND YOU. I’M ALWAYS GOING TO BAT FOR YOU, NICKI, BUT IF YOU’RE GOING TO KEEP THIS SHIT UP, I CAN’T...
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pinpointeyes:
i need to start creating art and stop hating myself.
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BioShock Infinite’s 1999 Mode will feature an... →
wilwheaton:
With every choice you make, there are irreversible implications, and if your choices guide you down a path not suited to your play style, you will suffer for it.
It’s not simply a matter of adjusting the difficulty sliders in the game – the team went much further than that. Resource planning? If you’re to survive this mode, proper planning will be crucial. Combat specializations?...
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I don't get why it's so hard for people to grasp...
lucy-flawless:
Probably because humans can’t even stop doing it to other people.
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fartings:
it’s kind of interesting how a lot of people have been saying “maybe if the government paid as much attention to health care and stopping wars and yadda yadda yadda we’d have bills to try an fix THAT too” but at the same time you can turn that around and say that if as many people who are complaining about the government not paying attention to those things actually voiced those...
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fuckyeahthemountaingoats:
“This is what’s terrible, is like, I forget the first line of a song, and then I’ll do it, like, twice, and somebody’ll go, ‘Oh yeah, he did the thing where he forgets the first line.’ No, my friends. Would that I were doing the thing where I forget the first line. No, I’m doing the thing where he shot too much speed when he was a teenager. I’m doing the thing where he...
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I'm in AP Lit sitting by all the popular kids.
and they’re just like
“ghetto”
“legit”
“ghetto”
“faggot”
“legit”
You keep saying these words. I do not think they mean what you think they mean.
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grannysmythe:
Quoth the raven.
“Ya nasty.”
MIYAZAKI GIVES ME TOO MANY FEEEEEELINGS
hoforvangogh:
jeez san can you just stop being so badass leave a little cool for the rest of us
oh god howl let me love you down
holy shit spirited away is terrifying
LAPUTA CASTLE IN THE SKKKKKY
soundtrack
sob
KIKI WHY CAN’T I BE LIKE YOU
SOPHIE
I LOVE THE MORALLY GREY VILLANS
NONE OF THEM ARE STRAIGHT UP EVIL
WHICH IS SO COOL IN KIDS MOVIES
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spacebaw:
In the year 2023, Lil Wayne’s album I Am Not a Baka Gaijin sells over 2 million copies in its first week, featuring hit singles such as “Tunechi So Kawaii”, “Gin and Ramune” and “Don’t You Hate a Tsundere Bitch”.
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"Sunburn? What's that?"
unsuccessful:
Barnes and Noble's New "Transgender Studies"... →
artoftransliness:
Barnes and Noble, a company that specifically includes gender identity and gender expression in their non-discrimination policy has now added “Transgender Studies” to their “Gay and Lesbian” section. Now you can easily and efficiently browse books by this topic!
“The word “transgender” is an adjective, and a descriptive word; not a noun or a...”
– How to Respect a Transgender Person (via kristt)
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Um okay so
I just made a new blog in order to send myself fan mail, because I wasn’t sure how it worked but apparently you have to be following someone for a certain amount of time to do that? So someone should send me fanmail so I can see what it’s like
or, y’know, not
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appelcarts:
if you purposely misgender people/celebrities you dislike there’s a 100% chance that you’re a huge fucking tool