September 2011
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A trans woman is a WOMAN.
kiriamaya:
A trans woman is not “really a man”.
A trans woman is not a “guy in a dress”.
A trans woman is not “in drag” when she’s merely presenting as herself.
A trans woman is not a “trap”.
A trans woman is not a “deceiver”.
A trans woman is not a “privileged sexist appropriating womanhood”.
A trans woman is not an “ersatz woman”.
A trans woman is not any more a “constructed woman” than...
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Guess what's really super cool?
Apparently my ex is telling people I gave her herpes…? Which is really weird, because A) I most certainly do not have herpes, and B) We broke up like six months ago.
Surprisingly, I don’t really give a fuck what everyone else may/may not be saying about me. I’m more saddened because she and I were on fairly good terms (at least I thought so). And friends shouldn’t do mean...
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August 2011
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My grandmother is convinced all our forks are...
Bibi (our grandmother): You guys have to leave the strainer in the sink! That’s where all our knives and forks are going!
Thandi: The drain isn’t some magical black hole… Silverware’s been down there before, but it clogs the garbage disposal. We would know if something was stuck—
Bibi: No! That’s where all the forks are! I know it! I’ve been there!...
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That’s fucking bull shit, because I would never be caught dead in Georgia.
– Lucifer (via historysaidwhat)
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This heart is my Sunday best, grass-stained from the day I discovered your neck tasted like the reed of my first saxophone. If I could still play, I’d play the softest song, a moth in the lamplight, a snowglobe turning upside down, Michelle Obama buttoning her husband’s bullet-proof vest.
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TODAY WAS GR8.
Spent the whole day at Six Flags with the cutest, hilariousest, sweetest girl ever. To understand the gravity of this, you must first understand that I’m terrified of roller coasters. Of any rides. And she made me ride all of them. Batman, Superman, Goliath, everything. And it actually wasn’t all too bad (probably because she held my hand the whole time, lol). But I had a lot of fun.
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Today was pleasant.
We giggled at butts in Drawing, panicked over projects in AP European History, and danced in Econ. We’re always dancing in Econ. After school, EJ and I helped with the band equipment at the football game (we lost — but I’m not surprised. Our school always loses.), and afterward, a bunch of us went to IHOP. It’s not very vegan-friendly, so I just got broccoli, which I love...
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What if Hufflepuff if actually the stoner house at...
hermione-ganja:
I mean,
Hufflepuff. HUFF le PUFF.
They’re mostly considered nice and peaceful.
They live right by the kitchen.
Their head of house teaches herbology.
“Badger” is exactly the kind of animal a stoner would come up with.
Slytherins obviously do cocaine.
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that was nervewracking and terrifying and i thought i was going to die but it actually worked out
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I wanna know what you see when you look in the mirror on a day you’re feeling...
– Andrea Gibson (via brennando)
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HOLY MOTHER OF GOD
THERE IS AN AALIYAH TRIBUTE ON BET.
AN AALIYAH TRIBUTE
There are very few things that can immediately get me away from Tumblr but BY GOD THIS IS ONE OF THEM.
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nobodywillcare:
Suicide jokes are not fucking funny.
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WAIT WAIT WAIT
The black floral Doc Martens are CANVAS.
CANVAS. NOT LEATHER. Not leather!
This is glorious, now I can happily acquire them with no qualms whatsoever.
tumblr: where news stories get old way before they...
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scottfriday:
which has its upsides, admittedly.
Truth.
But most of the time, they’re wildly inaccurate.
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What if
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What if
What if the Founding Fathers existed in 2011 and they formed a rap group.
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My mother is cancelling our Netflix subscription.
It’s because they went up on the prices. I tried to convince her to just get rid of the DVD part, but she’s like, “BUT IT’S THE PRINCIPLE OF THE THING, TSEHAI,” and there’s no convincing her otherwise once she’s gone into Angry Black Mother mode.
But seriously, if they’re going to jack up their prices by 60%, they should at least offer more titles...