December 2011
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we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
omg earthquake!!!!
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
byE
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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“If I could take all my parts with me when I go somewhere, and not have to say to...”
– Pat Parker, from “Movement in Black” via this amazing coming out story of Jean Melesaine (via queerfatfemme) This. This. All of this. I’m on the verge of tears. (via nerdpoet)
Dec 31st
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“I just do art because I’m ugly and there’s nothing else for me to do.”
– Andy Warhol (via mauiui)
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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SKYRIM KEEPS FREEZING ON ME AND THEN I HAVE TO TURN OFF THE CONSOLE AND AND I’M JUST VERY ANGRY AT THE MOMENT OKAY
Dec 30th
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“I wanna know what you see when you look in the mirror on a day you’re feeling...”
– Andrea Gibson (via brennando)
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Hating on Queen B isn't even a viable option on my...
dionthesocialist: All identities are valid, unless you identity as a Beyonce hater. I think it should be illegal for Beyonce haters to go out in public or own property. Psycholinguists have recently revealed that the utterances “I don’t like” and “Beyonce” simple don’t function together as a grammatical sentence without a qualifier between them, such as in the sentence “I don’t like Lady Gaga as...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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me before writing: wow this is going to be terrible
me while writing: wow this is terrible
me after writing: wow that was terrible
Dec 28th
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mothsinamoshpit: wait i thought instead of mudrab chitin it was mudcrab chitlins.
Dec 27th
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“Everyone likes black stuff when it’s not on a black person. Ask Elvis. Ask Led...”
– Clutch Magazine: “Celebrating the Black Beauty on White Women” (via thespunkywallflower)
Dec 27th
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waterbears: I am super pumped to make some poor decisions today reblogging myself to mention that I was supposed to go to the gym today. Ate giant vat of fries instead.
Dec 27th
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waterbears: I am super pumped to make some poor decisions today
Dec 26th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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I’ve only been out of school a week, and I’m pretty sure I’ve already gained about 10 lbs.  I’m just consuming everything in sight. I am a vacuum. 
Dec 24th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 22nd
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Dec 22nd
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bobbeyahkne: one upon a time there was a princess in a tower and a prince came to rescue her “fuck off” she said “the tower has wifi, does your horse have wifi? i didnt think so.” “what” he said because this was not how fairytales usually went so she pushed him out the tower window and then went and posted about it on tumblr
Dec 21st
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Commons new album > Drakes whole discography
super-eklectic1: oh damn!!! I haven’t heard the entirety of either But based on the sole fact that it’s Common vs. Drake, it’s safe to assume this is true 
Dec 21st
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I’m so fucking dependent on other people. and I know they’re going to let me down, or I’ll let them down, or we’ll get tired of each other, or we’ll grow apart. because that’s what happens to people. they change, and suddenly you realize they’re not the same person they were when you met them, but you’re not the same either. but I’m so...
Dec 21st
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People always talk about how much music helps...
But it’s never like that for me. My brain is always like “Y’know what? You should listen to ‘9 Crimes.’” While reading The Bell Jar. While thinking about different ways to kill yourself.” or like “Worried your girlfriend’s going to break up with you? You should listen to ‘Never Meant.’” And then you should curl up with all...
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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circumstances keep getting better, and I keep getting worse.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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theyuledog: “Jason Derulo,” sang Jason Derulo, as he baked holiday cookies in the shape of his face
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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Dec 18th
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Me: I didn't do my homework today.
Teacher: Why?
Me: Because I spent hours lying on my bed naked listening to Sufjan Steven's "John Wayne Gacy Jr"
Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 17th
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Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Guess who failed AP Spanish!
Dec 16th
I’m sick of always feeling like this. I get like a week of reprieve, where I feel normal. And then I go back to this for another three weeks or so. Sure, it gets better. And then it gets worse again.
Dec 16th
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Listensailorsblues: the world is a beautiful place...
Dec 16th
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