October 2011
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I have concluded that darkroom photography is a...
freesamuel:
Spending hours in a room lit only by a red light. Mixing potions that cause images to appear. Directing beams of light with strange machines.
Promising to sacrifice your first born child to whichever God makes this photo develop properly.
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I'll do my homework at 8, I said
I'll do my homework at 9, I said
I'll do my homework at 10, I said
I'll do my homework at lunch, I said
I'll take the zero, I said
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Fuck you, epistolary project
swagmagster:
fuck. you.
CO-SIGN
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I was gonna make a Very Important Post but then I realized nobody gives a fuck
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Girl Scouts of Colorado Released Statement... →
reelaroundthefountain:
xxboy:
I am so moved by this:
Yesterday, the Girl Scouts of Colorado spoke out in support of transgender children. Following the story of a child who was denied enrollment in a local Girl Scout troop despite identifying as a girl, the Girl Scouts of Colorado released a statement saying that the associate responsible for that troop was unaware of the organization’s...
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tommilsom:
Two scientists walk into a bar
The first scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of H2O”
The second scientist says ‘I’ll have a glass of water too. Wh… why did you say H2O? Like, I know it’s the chemical formula for water and all, but it’s the end of the day and there’s really no need to intentionally over-complicate things like that in a situation outside of work”
The first scientist...
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modestmark:
unlimited anxiety 24/7
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I used to be a really good writer. I don’t know what happened. Sure, I’m still pretty good with grammar (when I need to be), but my words seem lifeless and trite now.
I don’t know — maybe my writing is the same, but it only seems shitty because I’m older now. Maybe I just haven’t grown as a writer.
Whatever the reason, it’s really disappointing. Writing...
thebottomofthecoffeecup:
Definitely feeling a mid-semester slump. I feel incompetent and stupid. Excuse me while I attempt to sleep forever.
sigh
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Every phase of my life has been spent preparing...
I spent elementary school getting ready for middle school, which I spent getting ready for high school, which I’ve spent getting ready for college. And college will prepare me for my career.
And most people spend their careers preparing for retirement.
Is there ever a time when I’m allowed to sit the fuck down and live?
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remotecontrolpizza:
OH MY GOD THAT WAS THE MOST SCARY HTING EVER I AM GOING TO GET MURDERED
OH HESUS
I FOUND A MUSIC FILE OF FAST CARS BY TRACY CHAPMAN THAT I NEVER LOADED INTO ITUNES SO I DID
AND IT SAID “FAST CARS: 0:01” AND I WAS LIKE WHAT? SO I PLAYED IT, FORGETTING I HAD REPEAT ON
AND IT’S LITERALLY A ROBOTIC MAN’S VOICE SAYING CAR
AND I HAD IT ON REPEAT
SO IT JUST WENT
CAR
CAR
...
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I am one porn star away from breaking up with my...
ichbinbatman:
My girlfriend doesn’t like jenna haze. Who is MY favorite pornstar. So she’s naming her favorite porn stars and honestly I am too mad at her lack of jenna haze love that I can’t bother to think if I’ve seen her favorite pornstars. We clearly need to watch porn together so she can understand the great and mighty holy ass fucked motherfucker jenna haze is. If she keeps this shit up....
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“if a rabbit defined intelligence the way man does, then the most intelligent...”
– robert brault (via fuckyeahveganlife)
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I'm pro-choice because I want every parent to be...
True Life: None of the Tupperware in my house have lids that fit
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“The so-called ‘psychotically depressed’ person who tries to kill herself doesn’t...”
– David Foster Wallace (via seeayytee, astronauts-deactivated20110530) (via professorsprout)
Hartford Courant Poll on whether or not a gay kiss... →
quidditchisnotjustagame:
themisadventuress:
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rayrayslife:
Most of the votes are for yes right now. Please fix this.
68% for no, comparing it to “inappropriate behavior.”
You know what to do.
Reblogging again because… well.
Let us tumblr bomb this shit.
As of 6 PM, 46% say yes.
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I used to have a quality blog
BEFORE MY GIRLFRIEND STARTED BLOGGING FOR ME
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