December 2010
I don't care about sex or drugs. I don't care...
thetides:
nowhere—girl:
sunhands-:
muhh-liss-ahh:(via daleksontumblr)
November 2010
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Dear Diary, I ate a sandwich today. I realized for the first time that one does not use a spoon to eat them. I was at the deli and I ordered my usual, a turkey breast with salmon, bacon, and teriyaki sauce, sat down and began to eat, spoon in hand. The man next to me turned and said, “You know… You don’t use a spoon to eat sandwichs…” This blew me away. All that I had known: destroyed. My world...
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every time i watch deathly hallows...
voldemortoutbitches:
when voldemort’s name is mentioned
when voldemort is on screen
when voldemort talks
voldemorts facial expressions
when voldemort is upset
when voldemort gets the elder wand
ralph fiennes’ name in the credits
UGH ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE SO PRETTY IT MAKES ME...
At dinner a few nights ago…
My Cousin Thandiwe: I could never join the Marines. I’d have to swim, and be away from my family a lot, and I’d have to cut my hair. Plus it’s a total sausage fest.
My grandmother: Oh, if any of you ever join the Marines, be sure to use a condom and protect yourself! If you’re not careful, you could get an… oh, what are those...
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When people ask you to clarify the new Harry...
Reblog if you're a Hufflepuff
potterpoubes:
chatterboxrose:
luv chikenz
This works, because I am black & therefore dance with fried chicken in hand.
Accio Chocolate Frogs: Reason #4353453 why I... →
darkmarkian:
I know that Avada Kedavra is all ~*~unforgivable and shit.
But that wouldn’t stop me from using it.
Ever.
“THERE’S A BEE NEAR YOUR HEAD.”
“THERE’S A SPIDER IN HERE ON THE WALL.”
“THERE’S A FLY IN HERE AND IT WON’T GTFO.”
“THERE’S THIS ONE BITCH WHO…
